Well, I wanted to post something all writerly, but, then this happened, and I had to share it instead.
DD1 (5yo): If you don't wear green on Leprechaun Day, the leprechaun will sneak up and pinch you.
DS (7yo): Well I will *squish* that leprechaun!
DD1 & DD2 in unison: NOOOOOO!!! DON'T SQUISH THE LEPRECHAUN!!!
What funny things do your kids (or kids you know) say?