I had a different post planned out, but after spending THREE HOURS clicking around Cleolinda's HILARIOUS Twilight posts, I have decided to save my post for another day.
I found her posts especially amusing because my friend and critique partner J.A. Souders and I went to see Breaking Dawn yesterday. There were lots of amusing moments in the movie, particularly any scene with Charlie in it (LOVE HIM), and Emmett's wedding speech to Bella and Edward (which was basically like, "Get used to not sleeping." *nudge, nudge, wink, wink*). We also discovered the joy of scanning the credits for interesting names. Two notable ones: Booboo Stewart (this is the kid who plays werewolf Seth! For realz!), and Pharoah Barrett. Which caused Jess to dare me to name a character in one of my novels "Pharoah." I may take her up on this dare. :D
Anyway, go here and enjoy Cleolinda's recaps. Both her recaps of the movies, and her recaps of the books are worth it.